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I Want a Man

from BearNAKED by Martin Swinger

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    A fun album for the BEAR community! For Bears and Cubs alike!
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about

Written by very clever 'Uncle Bonsai Band'. Just too much fun to NOT include on this album!

lyrics

I want a man who'll do the dishes.
I want a man who'll make the bed.
I want a man who's not suspicious,
I want a man who's half-way dead.

"Just a minute Dear, I am coming,
Just a moment I'm on my way
Can I get you a cup of tea, Dear?
Just a second, you'll need a tray..."

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from BearNAKED, released December 12, 1998

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Martin Swinger Augusta, Maine

Martin Swinger’s songs span Alzheimer’s, Autism, oysters, dogs, Betty Boop & Buddha. Surprising, humorous, intimate, outrageous - each song sung with the panache of a seasoned performer.
With 5 albums & songwriting awards, Martin counts among his fans Pete Seeger, Paul Stookey, Ezra Idlet, Vance Gilbert, John Waters and Cherry Delight - MISS Coney Island 20131! Kerrville Family stage!
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