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BearNAKED

by Martin Swinger

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dazzer Brings a smile to my face when I play it or hear some of the tracks on internet radio. Favorite track: I Want a Man.
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    A fun album for the BEAR community! For Bears and Cubs alike!
    If you don't know what I'm talking about, it's not for you.
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1.
Every Teddy Bear who's been good is sure of a treat today!
2.
Sweet fuzzy faced friend of mine it's bed time, so lay down with me. You've had a rough day today But now it's done, so lay down with me. When I'm feeling sorry you know what to do I'm here to give back what i learned from you I'll hold you all night if you want me to -
3.
Oh, Gee, but ain't it grand to have a bear so big and fat That when you go to hug him, ya don't know where your at? Ya have to take a piece of chalk in your hand And hug a bit and chalk a mark to see where you began...
4.
My Uncle Walter goes waltzing with bears. It's a most un bearable state of affairs Every Saturday night he creeps down the back stairs, Sneaks out of the house and goes Waltzing with Bears!
5.
He's a high-falutin' rootin' tootin' son-of-a-gun from Arizona, Ragtime Cowboy Joe!
6.
Gunfight 02:22
After you fire you pack your weapon Your barrel still smokin' from the shot Your itchy trigger-finger made a fast connection. you leave me standing here all cold and hot.
7.
I Want a Man 02:15
I want a man who'll do the dishes. I want a man who'll make the bed. I want a man who's not suspicious, I want a man who's half-way dead. "Just a minute Dear, I am coming, Just a moment I'm on my way Can I get you a cup of tea, Dear? Just a second, you'll need a tray..."
8.
We made love like chinese silk Sailing to the moon Time floats by like snowflakes Spirits dance around the room...
9.
Pick up the presents from under the tree Unwrap them one by one. What else could I do? They're all addressed to you. My heart in a ribbon has all come undone. So let the night go on without me. No I don't want to hear 'Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells' Unplug the tree, what use can it be? I's not 'Merry Christmas', I't s become 'Christmas Hell'
10.
I told her that I was a flop with chicks' I've been that way since 1956 She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign She said, "What YOU need is - Love Potion Number Nine!
11.
Maybe We Do 03:38
I don't quite understand it but then, neither do you. We know we don't need each other But tonight, Maybe We Do.
12.
I Love you Baby, and you, baby two I know it's crazy, but love you, I do. It's all together, whatever we do with you. We were happy when we were two And we're still happy since we found you. Our love is only between me and you, and you.

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Aimed squarely at the BEAR community. Rollicking fun and emotionally satisfying!

$20 gets you the fur-lined Coffee table edition! Request 'FUR" specifically!

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released December 12, 1998

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Martin Swinger Augusta, Maine

Martin Swinger’s songs span Alzheimer’s, Autism, oysters, dogs, Betty Boop & Buddha. Surprising, humorous, intimate, outrageous - each song sung with the panache of a seasoned performer.
With 5 albums & songwriting awards, Martin counts among his fans Pete Seeger, Paul Stookey, Ezra Idlet, Vance Gilbert, John Waters and Cherry Delight - MISS Coney Island 20131! Kerrville Family stage!
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